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WHAT DOES BUD SAY?

Bud says hey you motherfuckers, this is a co-ed league so if you are too retarded to meet any chicks, come take a lesson from me in meeting the ladies cause you need to learn it. The Ladies like malls, fancy teas, feelings, and hearing the words “lovely, pink, allow me, I’ll get this one, I know how to fix that.” Use these tips to meet some Ladies and get them on your kickball team so this isn’t a dude’s Tubs night. I picked the rule of the week for this week, and it’s left footed kicking. This means that I get to make a team kick left-footed in the fourth inning, probably the team that’s winning too hard for television. So buy me some protein bars now, and it won’t be your team, douche bag!

This entry was posted on Monday, June 5th, 2006 at 1:50 pm and is filed under Bud's Corner. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

One Response to “WHAT DOES BUD SAY?”

  1. Sarah Heston Says:
    June 5th, 2006 at 1:59 pm

    this column will be written weekly along with the write-ups. bud is a real person, bud’s corner is a fictionalized account of how I twist bud’s words in my head to make him be someone he isn’t. commish sarah