your new champs!
So, you wake up Sunday morning with whip cream in your hair and a guilty conscience. You must have gone to the WKL party, where you danced, enjoyed, drank, did touchdowns, and stayed very, very late. Good for you!
Guess what? THE NEW CHAMPS, THE NEW VILLAINS, THE NEW LEADERS IN KICKBALL COMPETENCE ARE THE OLD PEOPLE!
Cap’n JT deserves it, as he has been here since season 1, always nice, always hanging out and making friends. We all saw him at the party Saturday, and we’re glad he came to represent for his team and get their awards.
In other news, wasn’t it FUCKING AWESOME AND CRAZY that Keytarded 1. accidentally got in the playoffs due to Jackass’s forfeit (lame), 2. they beat the Stash and were confused, 3. they beat Atari and were freaked out, 3. they were exhausted after 7 hours and still played the Old People, who obviously were going ot win, and 4. made out with a thousand people at the party later? Keytarded is probably the funnest thing EVER. I’m biased.
Kickball this Friday at Lower Woodland!! 7pm-ish!!
Welcome your new Champions, your new Villains, your 1st team besides the Stash to win the Championship!! Hooray to Old People!
Goodbye. Sarah, commish.