Git Sum!

…20 years ago, deep in the heart of West Seattle, an elementary school kickball Coach was offered a job as dance instructor for the wayward West Seattle High School dance team. The dance team had been blacklisted from city events due to their “Who’s BAD” attitude and their raunchy and often sexualy explicit performances. Inspired by the recent popularity explosion and wholesome teeny-bopper stylings of The New Kids on the Block, Coach P-Funk Gitssum set forth to change this ragamuffin group into the greatest dance team in Seattle. After dominating the dance circuit for 6 years with the perfection of the “Running Man,” Team GIT SUM suffered a great loss when Coach Gittsum fell into a deep drunken depression due to the devastating break up of NKOTB. Team GIT SUM quickly reverted to the preverted and badass styles Coach Gitssum had fought so hard to extinguish… Now, in 2008 with the sudden reunion of The New Kids on the Block, Coach P-Funk Gittsum has been inspired to reunite TEAM GIT SUM and bring together his two loves: Kickball and the “Running Man,” with all the raunch and drunkeness they can muster!! GIT SUM!

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