Westcoast Kickball League

To all those who kick ball,

I think its about time Danger Moustache makes its Triumphant return back to the very league it BUILT.  Yes the 3-time champion and only WKL Dynasty has decided that WKL needs a good facial from a load of cock hungry meat men. Now, we like to assume 100% of the responsibility for all these “new rules” for folks who cannot master the beautiful game of Kickball and with that being said, all the taunts and “art shows” in the world will render useless against the awesome power that is DM.

Create some more rules new commissioner so that we can continue to demoralize and humiliate the league we BUILT. Yes, Allow me to REMIND all of YOU that LOSERS are the ones who attempt to CREATE rules for the WINNERS to try and establish equal ground in life. So go forth and create your weak ass costumes and your simple minded TAUNTS while the DM completing and utterly demoralizes your SOULS through pure athleticism, sex, grit, blood, semen, fart spray, PBR, Whiskey, sweat, goats milk, gorilla piss, syrup, silly spray, confetti and tears for fears.

Its time to get MY trophy back bitches so sign us up.

Prepare for LIMOSINES, BLING BLING ,Crack whores pom-pom squads, Men with enormous Chic-Dicks, Dwarves who flog whores, non-legged freaks and geeks, giant raping ROBOTS and much, much more suckling the very nipple of total domination!

This is OUR game. Unlock the secrets of Peppermint Rainbows download today http://supergeekleague.com

Danger Moustache is Kickball. See you pathetic worms on the battlefield.

Floyd Mc Feely 3-time CHAMPION 3-time Danger Moustache MVP 3-time Captain of the one and ONLY TRUE WKL DYNASTY.

Shortly after the turn of the millenium and from the demise of The Champagne Jamm, two epic franichises formed: Ball Deep and James & the Giant Meat. The latter was crowned 2006 WKL’s BEST TAUNTING team. Out of the grilled ashes of the MEAT rose a fledgling Varsity, full of rookies and streakers, who went on to become 2007 WKL’s SEXIEST team (boner). This lineage has achieved a record unprecedented in WKL history: 3 consecutive winless seasons. Nine hundred and two years before the next millenium, Sex Moves.

I started a blog that has necessary information about our team. View it on the world wide web at http://smoves.blogspot.com

• I apologize for mistaking them as Love Move! - the commish Bud