to the song “the star spangled banner”
oh awesometown!, you can’t run, you can’t slide, kick so high in the air, the red rubber is gleaming, danger mustache runs in!, catch the ball for the win, then we poop on your face, scoreboard says we’re first place, oh mustache, danger mustache, awesometown you’ll never beat us…., awesometown, we have to pee!, and we’ll pee on first base!, play ball!
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“This summa’s gonna be sick!” - Scottie, Bluetooth Fannypack
There once was a place called Awesometown!!1!
But Darkside wanted to put condos down.
So the town got taped,
And prepared to be raped,
By the Darkside, you see, ’cause we want the crown.
But fun was afoot so do not frown,
We love the good people of Awesometown!!1!
So we kicked a grand slam,
And away the gnome ran,
As we watched “the band” go round and round.
-Heidi from the Darkside!