Westcoast Kickball League

to the song “shoop” by salt n peppa   hey yeah, i wanna kick baby…., oooh…how you doin’ baby?, no, not you, the red rubbery one…yeah, what’s your name?, that sounds sexy!, here i go, here i go, here i go again, team what’s my weakness?, STACHE, ok, then, kickin’, kickin’, runnin the bases, ya hit em on the back  but ain’t no balls to faces, the glare, i swear, i need my shades’es, my team has gotta kick a little somethin’ kinda…., sex move, sex move, have to beat you, i’m not shy so i’ll break all the rules, a homer, flies on past ya, pee on ya face, slip slidey to the basey, felt it in my knee, so i dipped, into my aspercream, then i skipped to the plate, won it for the whole team, caught it, like a rubber ball should be caught, ran to my teammates and high-fived for a bit, don’t know why sex moves, is lame-o they’re into, some weird freaky shit, it makes me wanna kick kick kick,

to the song “the star spangled banner”

oh awesometown!, you can’t run, you can’t slide, kick so high in the air, the red rubber is gleaming, danger mustache runs in!, catch the ball for the win, then we poop on your face, scoreboard says we’re first place, oh mustache, danger mustache, awesometown you’ll never beat us…., awesometown, we have to pee!, and we’ll pee on first base!, play ball!