Westcoast Kickball League

Awesometown!!1! Theme

Do you like to have friends?

Do you like to hug, sing and laugh?  Do you like to skip down the sidewalk?

How about rainbows?  Do you like rainbows?  Do you like rainbows made of smiles?

Sometimes, if we have been smiling and dancing and giggling enough, a special town, a very, very, very special town materializes right in front of our eyes.  Where has this town come from?  Who lives in this town?

Peace, my child.  Your questions will be answered!  This town has always been around you - in the sunshiny days, in the songs in the rain, in the laughter in your eyes, in the love in your heart.  Who lives in this town?  Why, they have always been around you as well!  They are the lovable hobo, the silly mime, the shy dentist, the angry cook, the desperate businessman, they are, they are…everyone, yet no one.

Oh my child!  You DO know of what I speak, don’t you?  Ah yes, hold my hand, this way…

WELCOME TO AWESOMTOWN.

To all those who kick ball,

I think its about time Danger Moustache makes its Triumphant return back to the very league it BUILT.  Yes the 3-time champion and only WKL Dynasty has decided that WKL needs a good facial from a load of cock hungry meat men. Now, we like to assume 100% of the responsibility for all these “new rules” for folks who cannot master the beautiful game of Kickball and with that being said, all the taunts and “art shows” in the world will render useless against the awesome power that is DM.

Create some more rules new commissioner so that we can continue to demoralize and humiliate the league we BUILT. Yes, Allow me to REMIND all of YOU that LOSERS are the ones who attempt to CREATE rules for the WINNERS to try and establish equal ground in life. So go forth and create your weak ass costumes and your simple minded TAUNTS while the DM completing and utterly demoralizes your SOULS through pure athleticism, sex, grit, blood, semen, fart spray, PBR, Whiskey, sweat, goats milk, gorilla piss, syrup, silly spray, confetti and tears for fears.

Its time to get MY trophy back bitches so sign us up.

Prepare for LIMOSINES, BLING BLING ,Crack whores pom-pom squads, Men with enormous Chic-Dicks, Dwarves who flog whores, non-legged freaks and geeks, giant raping ROBOTS and much, much more suckling the very nipple of total domination!

This is OUR game. Unlock the secrets of Peppermint Rainbows download today http://supergeekleague.com

Danger Moustache is Kickball. See you pathetic worms on the battlefield.

Floyd Mc Feely 3-time CHAMPION 3-time Danger Moustache MVP 3-time Captain of the one and ONLY TRUE WKL DYNASTY.