Westcoast Kickball League

Shortly after the turn of the millenium and from the demise of The Champagne Jamm, two epic franichises formed: Ball Deep and James & the Giant Meat. The latter was crowned 2006 WKL’s BEST TAUNTING team. Out of the grilled ashes of the MEAT rose a fledgling Varsity, full of rookies and streakers, who went on to become 2007 WKL’s SEXIEST team (boner). This lineage has achieved a record unprecedented in WKL history: 3 consecutive winless seasons. Nine hundred and two years before the next millenium, Sex Moves.

I started a blog that has necessary information about our team. View it on the world wide web at http://smoves.blogspot.com

• I apologize for mistaking them as Love Move! - the commish Bud

Bluetooth Fannypack is the newest incarnation of Space Tractor. Space Tractor was the award-winning (Best Taunts, Spirit of WKL Award) team from 2007 that brought a chrome silver karaoke machine to the field and even beat out Ball Deep in taunts. Before that we were Keytarded, sure to be remembered as the WKL’s 2006 “little team that could.” Going from King Losers in 2005 as Hell Toupee, Keytarded went on to be the team that knocked three-time world champs Danger Moustache out of contention in the first game of the playoffs, finishing 2nd overall for the season.

We are equal parts fashion faux pas and, well, fashion faux pas. But as I’m sure you’ll agree, both accessories are derisible in different, albeit equally pathetic ways. Our goal is to OWN the admittedly clueless and regrettable acts of utilizing these accessories. Bluetooth Fannypack recognizes the ridiculousness of bluetooth headsets and purses worn around the waist, and we challenge our opponents to mock these easy targets in new, creative ways. When it all comes down to it, this league is all about the taunts. We’re already taunting ourselves; how will our opponents raise the bar? This is what we hope to find out.

Keep abreast of the latest at www.bluetoothfannypack.com

Wow me, fools.

&y