Westcoast Kickball League

Week Six

Bud — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:55:09 +0000

Pirates 9, Darkside 2

Beyond Thunderdome 26, Awesomtown!!1! 4

Tha Tang 9, Danger Moustache 8

Week Five

Bud — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:47:09 +0000

Bluetooth FannyPack 14, Tha Tang 12 (Best taunts yet!)

Beyond Thunderdome 13, Git Sum 2 (Tina Got Sum!)

Sex Move 7, Danger Moustache 3 (First win in 3.5 years)

Darkside 15, Ball Deep 13 (Awesome almost comback)

Ball Deep vs Darkside at the Deathstar lounge

Bud — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:38:18 +0000

The Ball Deep!

Words by Softcore, As Sung by The Nuge and Ball Deep

Music by The Immortal Billy Squire http://www.seeqpod.com/search/?plid=5c16a12b58 Now everybody have you heard If you’re in the game, Ball Deeps the word They’ve got the rhythm, they’ve got the style Got a thirst for winning, they versatile… You put your left foot out to try to take your place… Try to work your way right onto our base First you feel us enter Then feel us slide Never knew that loosing Could make you wet inside WE ARE… Ball Deep, Ball Deep It’s a shame your a looser cuz you move quite well… Ball Deep, Ball Deep
BALL! Ball Deep, Ball Deep You know your going down… Ball Deep, Ball Deep Say you’re a winner but we’re having your ass for dinner now When we pull our Sabers out give’em a firm hand-shake Gonna shoot our At-Ats, all over your face… Spread your Ackbars and spreed them wide… Keep the contraceptives by your side WE ARE… Ball Deep, Ball Deep Give you our deep balls all night long… Ball Deep, Ball Deep
BALL!
Ball Deep, Ball Deep You know your going down… Ball Deep, Ball Deep Say you’re a winner but we’re having your ass for dinner now

DM vs Sex Move

Bud — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:34:00 +0000

to the song “shoop” by salt n peppa hey yeah, i wanna kick baby…., oooh…how you doin’ baby?, no, not you, the red rubbery one…yeah, what’s your name?, that sounds sexy!, here i go, here i go, here i go again, team what’s my weakness?, STACHE, ok, then, kickin’, kickin’, runnin the bases, ya hit em on the back but ain’t no balls to faces, the glare, i swear, i need my shades’es, my team has gotta kick a little somethin’ kinda…., sex move, sex move, have to beat you, i’m not shy so i’ll break all the rules, a homer, flies on past ya, pee on ya face, slip slidey to the basey, felt it in my knee, so i dipped, into my aspercream, then i skipped to the plate, won it for the whole team, caught it, like a rubber ball should be caught, ran to my teammates and high-fived for a bit, don’t know why sex moves, is lame-o they’re into, some weird freaky shit, it makes me wanna kick kick kick,

DM vs Awesomtown!!1!

Bud — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 16:33:17 +0000

to the song “the star spangled banner”

oh awesometown!, you can’t run, you can’t slide, kick so high in the air, the red rubber is gleaming, danger mustache runs in!, catch the ball for the win, then we poop on your face, scoreboard says we’re first place, oh mustache, danger mustache, awesometown you’ll never beat us…., awesometown, we have to pee!, and we’ll pee on first base!, play ball!

Photos!

Mindy — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:31:37 +0000

Check out all the fun times on our WKL Flickr photo pool!

“This summa’s gonna be sick!” - Scottie, Bluetooth Fannypack

Ode to Awesometown!!1!

Bud — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:33:59 +0000

There once was a place called Awesometown!!1!

But Darkside wanted to put condos down.

So the town got taped,

And prepared to be raped,

By the Darkside, you see, ’cause we want the crown.

But fun was afoot so do not frown,

We love the good people of Awesometown!!1!

So we kicked a grand slam,

And away the gnome ran,

As we watched “the band” go round and round.

-Heidi from the Darkside!

Week Four

Bud — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:45:57 +0000

Git Sum 13, Bluetooth Fannypack 5

Ball Deep 12, Tha Tang 8

Pirates 12, Sex Move! 3

Darkside 22, Awesomtown 4 + 15 Awesome points!!!!

Thursday night, Bitter Lake field in Shoreline

Mindy — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:57:22 +0000

The first game, Pirates v Sex Move featured two sexually explicit taunts. A little racy for the Bitter Lake playfields, for sure. Pirates taught a sex-ed class, demonstrating each team’s favorite sexual position on a blow-up doll. As near as I could tell, BluetoothFannypack likes to lick butt, Awesomtown is into orgies, DM gives mustache rides, etc. I’ll have to get them to provide a list for the website. The finale was that Sex Move only knows one way to do it, how do I say this…making love to oneself. Sex Move did a counter-taunt that was pretty silly. Their captain Kevin dressed up as Peter Pan and flitted his way to confession with a priest. He confessed his inappropriate feelings for Wendy, and the priest offered to help cure him. He asked Peter Pan to step outside of the confessional with his back to the priest’s door. The priest came out, he was actually Captain Hook, and there was a little sodomy action. See what I mean? Dirty taunts! Then the game happened and someone won. Probably the Pirates.

Next game was Darkside v Awesomtown!1!! Darkside taunted first. They all wore hardhats, and two of them began by circling Awesomtown with yellow caution tape. Next they went around putting “marked for Demolition” stickers on each member of Awesomtown. Finally they walked up and hung a sign on the Awesomtown team that said “Future Home of Darkstar Condominiums”. The sign had images of futuristic buildings and a list of features for the new development. It was delivered wordlessly, which made the punchline even funnier. Next Awesomtown encircled Darkside and performed as a marching band (complete with uniforms!) and sang a silly song. After a torturously long debate, the umps decided to give the win to Darkside! Their first taunt win ever, and they were thrilled! See guys, taunts aren’t so bad, are they?

Awesomtown was disappointed, sure, but they didn’t show it when the game began. Todd was lugging around his adding machine and clipboards the whole game. Bob Awkward was dressed as a cyclist this game and carried his bike on his shoulder the ENTIRE game. At some point he started disassembling it, so by the end he only had a frame. Bud, dressed as a gnome, caught the first ball that was pitched to him and took off running like a quarterback all the way across the field to the woods. Hysterical! And then the marching band (from the taunt), which was about 9 members strong, played as a unit on the field. They were mostly the right fielders, but they got up to kick about three times. One of them would kick and then they would frantically run, playing their instruments the whole time. The best was seeing them all try to stand on base together. Darkside let them make a home run once, just for fun. This led to a lot of confusion on the scoreboard, meaning that the final score ended up being 22-Darkside to Infinity times four - Awesomtown!

Solstice Info

Bud — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:58:24 +0000

Here’s the basic nuts and bolts info on the Solstice parade. A huge thanks to Mia and Carley from the Moustache, Steve from Awesomtown, Danielle and Danny from the Pirates, Justin from the Beyond Thunderdome, and many others for helping with the planning. A ginormous thanks to Rob from the Pirates for helping to get us into the Parade, and setting up the bar we are meeting at.

We will be meeting up at the Ballard Grill and Ale House located at 4300 Leary Way NW right across the street from Hales Brewery at 10:00am. The bar has agreed to open early and there is an added incentive to show up. Supposedly, some of the naked bike riders will also be at this bar stripping down and painting themselves for their ride. It’s going to be an interesting morning.

The parade officially starts at Noon, and leaves from Lucca Statuary at 3623 Leary Way NW, which is right down the street from where we are assembling. The parade lasts approximately 90 minutes. It ends at Gasworks park, where there will be a beer garden for the parade participants. If you did not know it, there is also the Fremont Fair all day Saturday and Sunday, so after the Parade there is plenty to do.

As to what we are doing during the Parade, well it will be very free form. We will have some throw down bases and kickball’s for when the Parade stops (it stops frequently), the Pirates are bringing a water cannon to shoot water balloons into the crowd, our regular costumes and skits. One of the Parade rules is NO TEXT which is a bit of a problem for most of our team jerseys. We have a few ways to combat this. Mia from the Danger Moustache suggests wearing a costume that interprets your team theme, nickname, or just a costume you want to wear. I will bring some fabric tape so that we can tape over any text on your team jersey. We have also floated the idea of taping over the text, and then when the Parade starts, just take the tape off as a taunt to the Parade itself. No text also means no signs and banners. If you do make one, just keep it under wraps until after the Parade starts, and then whip it out.

Someone said last night that there is also no electronics, but I cannot find that anywhere in there rules, so I say bring your electronics. I’m going to regret that after 90 minutes of crazed k-tar playing. Any mobile PA systems should be fine also. We are marching next to band though, so we will get their musical overflow.

Alcohol! If you want to drink during the Parade, you will need to cover it up. We cannot just crack open beers while marching, it’s not allowed. So bring some flasks, bota bags, wooden legs, or just pre-funk heavily and wait 90 minutes until we hit the beer gardens.

Nudity! Unfortunately, you cannot just walk around nude. If you are going to be naked, you must work it into some type of costume, which is why the naked bikers paint themselves. It’s Art!

We could use some more wagons, wheeled coolers, and mobile storage for water balloons, cupcakes, bottles of water, kickball’s, etc. If you have anything that we could pull along with us and carry items in, please bring it. If you need help transporting something, we have some volunteers and please contact me so we can set something up.

Getting long here and I am sure I have lost a few of you, so I will save the zany inspirational emails for later. I hope as many of you come out as possible, feel free bring your significant others and kids if you want. It should be quite the experience. Questions?

Here is the official rules:

No Printed Words Any printed communications, written words, recognizable logos, signage, leaf-letting, or advertising in any form are prohibited on the parade route. Participants must stretch to express their ideas visually, groups flow together in one juxtaposed whole, and we’re all happily free of logos for the day.
No Motor Vehicles People take back the streets! Creations are moved with human-power (motorized wheelchairs are always welcome); we’re happily free of cars for the day.
No Live Animals Dogs, cats and hamsters are happier and logistics are easier without poopers or pooper scoopers (aid dogs welcome).
No Real Guns or Weapons Joy and love rule the streets. We are safe and free of guns and weapons for the day.

Clothing and costumes are always encouraged!